Attention to all
attention to all
you red-line screamers
nonsense, madness dealers
stale pot-smoke steamers
last-minute test cheaters
nasty-ass grabby feelers
personal space stealers
kindle romance readers
soda-spilling drinkers
corner peein’ stinkers
conspiracy land preachers
train hopping crime fleers
toe-shoe wearing freakers
walk-o-shame sleepers
vintage clothing skeevers
hung-over drunk dreamers
card hustlin’ schemers
hunched over pipe cleaners
old man eyeball creepers
only-a-few misdemeanors
personal crisis intervenors
morning robo-call screeners
giant stoller wheelers
entire fuckin row keepers
bright-n-early eager beavers
entire smorgasbord eaters
new opportunity seekers
crystal toting healers
shoulder tapping greeters
weekend cubbies conveners
occasional puke cleaners
little-too-close leaners
adult diaper leakers
to all my public transit believers
you my people.
but to all you
crowded train backpack heavers —
put. your. bag. on. the. damn. ground.
have a little respect